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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

16.06.2025 08:14

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”